Milfred Makes Surprise Early Return from Vacation

Vacation is Over!  In a stunning, late-Saturday-afternoon surprise editorial, the WSJ delivers The Genuine Meat (aka “Editorial of the First Kind”), calling breathlessly for Representative Paul Ryan to jump into the race for President!  What is going on here? Is this their Sunday editorial posted 14 hours early on the web?  Is this thing in their Saturday print edition?  [Sources say no.  Not in Saturday print edition]

This is confusing.  But no one on staff at The Daily Tissue can be available this Saturday night, so no further comment.