Important Thoughts from the Wisconsin State Journal

Today our local editorial page considers admissions at the University of Wisconsin: Is the the admissions office giving too much priority to admitting non-whites?

What was their answer? We were on pins and needles.

It was as if Pee-Wee Herman were about to tell Stephen Hawking how to work with numbers and symbols.  Wait a minute, Pee-Wee, we don’t really ca—

But then at least he gets it right:

the UW oughta continue doing what it’s been doing all along

Pee-Wee, back in the day, has. done. worse.