We look forward someday to forgiving the Koch brothers, to maybe sitting around with them and few of their [former] plutocrat buddies, and laughing about the bad old days (i.e., these days now).
Hoo, boy, remember when you plutocrats were just grotesquely fixated on more and more money? And you were buying up the government, and barreling full speed toward wrecking the planet?
Do we remember? No one let’s us forget! But it was a crazy time. We were having so much fun!!! Buying people, selling people. Then we discovered meditation. And the whole power/greed thing just seemed to fall away. It was pointless in the end…
Yeah, it’s miraculous the way you guys turned your lives around. Now it’s better for everyone.
Well, it’s not perfect, but now at least there’s a future. Say, who wants more tea?!?
Now, admittedly, this is a long-shot. The Koch brothers are 74 and 79. If they’re going to have a sudden spiritual transformation, it needs to happen soon. Bring on the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future. The Kochs haven’t much time, nor does the world they are wrecking.